So here is something that I do that I wonder if others do.
I am always a little concerned when I have to get on an elevator with more than just myself. The first thing I always try and do is STEP LIGHTLY. Ha! How easy is that. I am always scared that I am going to step on an elevator and it is going to groan as my weight touches down. The people around me would look uncomfortable and fidgety as they think, “Oh great…” Or worse yet, I am afraid that my weight is going to cause the cables to snap and send us all plummeting to our untimely death.
And in national news today, 8 people gruesomely perished when an obese man jumped into the already crowded elevator, causing the cables to snap and sending them crashing down in a fiery ball of flame and flesh.
You know how sensationalistic the media is.
Wow, the fears of the fat are insane. So ever since I can remember, which at this point is only about 10 or 15 years, I always immediately count the number of people on the elevator as I enter. I then calculate in my head what I think each person weighs. Then I add it all up in my head and add my weight. Yeah, I know…math genius… Then I look for that little placard that tells you what the weight limit is for the elevator.
You would not believe how many times the limit is either pushed, met, or exceeded. Nine times out of eleven, it is ME that throws the curve and raises the average.
By the time I realize that we are already pushing the poor machine to the brink or worse,… it’s too late. We have reached our destination.
Now I have been riding elevators for more than 30 years, believe it or not. And I have yet to be on one that was so strained that it let go of its cargo and sent it to its tragic demise. But statistics are not on my side. At least I don’t think they are. Regardless, one of the reasons that I am losing weight is so that if it ever does happen, the coroner will not list ME as the camel that broke the elevators back.
Do you have any similar fears from being overweight that, in a sick and twisted way, are motivational in your weight loss journey?
Send me an email. I am thinking about having some guest bloggers write some Stuff Fat People Do posts.
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