Parking for Losers

parking

How many of you guys drive around the parking lot looking for a spot closest to the front door? Now how many of you will spend more time looking for that close spot than you will spend in the store you are parking in
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To Hold His Pants Up

belt-2

Why does a fireman wear red suspenders?

Hello folks.  Meet my belt. I call him Squeezy II.

My belt and I have been together for, hmmm, I’ll say around 5 or 6 years.  I had the very same belt before Squeezy II. His
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Weigh-In: Week 9 (7-7-2011)

298-side

Week of 07-01 through 07-07 in the year of our Lord 2011 This is the first weigh-in of the rest of my life. Here are the results for week 9:

Today: 298 lbs. Last Week: 302 lbs. Week Difference: -4 lbs.
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Picking Myself Up Off the Ground

pull-up

I think we all have our own personal Mount Everests to climb.  Losing over 100 pounds is currently mine.

Now I get to make a mountain out of a mole hill.

If losing 100 pounds is one of my Mount Everests then the  pull
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Weigh-In: Week 8 (6-30-2011)

I'm going to eat you if you are high in protein and low in fat!

Week of 06-24 through 06-30 in the year of our Lord 2011

This is the first weigh-in of the rest of my life. Here are the results for week 8:

Weight: 302 lbs. That is 2.4 lbs. lost since last week and 32.6 lbs
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2nd Quarter Stock Report

hank-30down

So I “officially” started this quest in May, but I started thinking about it in April. So that means that I started the first month of the second quarter of the year. You guys, the readers of this blog, are my stockholders.  This is
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Bowling for Affection

bowling-for-love

I figured it was time to make another post about my past. I am thinking that those of you who don’t know me will want to get to know me better. And for those of you that think you know me, you will find
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Weigh-In: Week 7 (6-23-2011)

304.4-shirt-side

Week of 06-17 through 06-23 in the year of our Lord 2011

This is the first weigh-in of the rest of my life. Here are the results for week 7:

Weight: 304.4 lbs. That is 2 lbs. lost since last week and 30.2 lbs
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That Sinking Feeling

bed

Ever get that sinking feeling?

Ever have that dream where you are falling, falling, falling only to wake up with a sudden jerk?

Ever get that sinking feeling while you are having that dream, only to wake up and realize that because you are
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Challenges: Secret Society of the Apron

apron

I am a member of a secret society that wears an apron.

Don’t worry (for those that would). I am not speaking about a certain secret brotherhood of ancient orders of bricklayers with special handshakes and ceremonial bashing with mallets who hid their secrets
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