This is two posts in one, because both of them happen in the car.
I am sure that non-fat people (might) do this as well, but I KNOW us biggins do it. Sometimes self-control goes out the window, right? There are certain things that I know for a fact I should not be eating. Things that are so full of sugar or fat that the mere look at the nutrition info makes you gain weight. But who thinks about the nutrition when you want a snack right? The things that tempt me are bacon egg and cheese biscuits, smores pop-tarts, Krispy Kreme and kit kats. Sometimes I will stop in and get one, or two, of these items, eat them in the car, and then throw away the wrapper before I get home so that no one knows I ate it. You have done it too, don’t lie.
The other thing, and this one is even sillier, is that sometimes I have been known to go to a fast food place and order enough food for two people. I start to get worried that the cashier will judge me when I pull around and it is just me, so I will order two drinks. That way they think I am ordering for two. This is something that fat people do folks. The shame.
Well don’t worry, I won’t ever be doing the second one again. I am not promising anything about the first…Pin It