To Cover My Shame

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My sister-in-law always says that tan fat looks better than not-tan fat. I agree, but tanning your fat can be a problematic endeavor if you feel like I do on the inside.

Do you know the phrase “You’re damned if you do and damned
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My Ring Has a Boo Boo

knew-whole

My ring has a boo boo?

Ok, so it has been a long day and I wanted to punch this blog post out before hitting the hay.  I couldn’t really think of a better title. So sue me.

My lawyers have informed me that
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Weigh-In: Week 13 (8-04-2011)

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Week of 07-31 through 08-04 in the year of our Lord 2011 This is the first weigh-in of the rest of my life. Here are the results for week 13:

Today: 288.2 lbs. Last Week: 290.6 lbs. Week Difference: -2.4 lbs. Total Loss: 46.4 lbs.


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What I Wish People Knew About Me

spiders

Or maybe the title should be stuff about me that you will eventually learn if you know me long enough. But I digress…

Thanks to some folks that I have “met” on the interwebs (aka No More Bacon, TooBig.net, and my boy the Badger
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No Honor in Cheating

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It has taken me a while to figure out how I want to go about writing this post.  I want all of you to know that this post is NOT directed at any one person.  This post is about how I am going about
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Weigh-In: Week 12 (7-30-2011)

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Week of 07-22 through 07-30 in the year of our Lord 2011 This is the first weigh-in of the rest of my life. Here are the results for week 12:

Today: 290.6 lbs. Last Week: 292.2 lbs. Week Difference: -1.6 lbs. Total Loss: 44 lbs.

Well
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Weigh-In: Week 11 (7-21-2011)

292.2

Week of 07-15 through 07-21 in the year of our Lord 2011 This is the first weigh-in of the rest of my life. Here are the results for week 11:

Today: 292.2 lbs. Last Week: 293.8 lbs. Week Difference: -1.6 lbs. Total Loss: 42.2 lbs.

I
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Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu is For Losers

royce-gracie

Hang on, hang on.  Before you go getting all up in arms, let me explain my title. I am a weight loser and Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu is something I want to do.

I am a huge fan of mixed martial arts and Brazilian jiu-jitsu.
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Weigh-In: Week 10 (7-14-2011)

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Week of 07-08 through 07-14 in the year of our Lord 2011 This is the first weigh-in of the rest of my life. Here are the results for week 10:

Today: 293.8 lbs. Last Week: 298 lbs. Week Difference: -4.2 lbs. Total Loss: 40.8
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Parking for Losers

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How many of you guys drive around the parking lot looking for a spot closest to the front door? Now how many of you will spend more time looking for that close spot than you will spend in the store you are parking in
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